September 2012
1 post
August 2012
20 posts
thedirtyfrigeratorwithrottenfood:
thedirtyfrigeratorwithrottenfood:
thedirtyfrigeratorwithrottenfood:
DEXTER’S AIR SHIP LOOKS LIKE THE FUCKING HELICARRIER
CRYING HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT UNTIL NOW
WAIT WAIT
DEXTER JUST REFERRED TO IT AS “THE CARRIER”
IT IS THE HELICARRIER OH MY GOD
DEAD
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
DEXTER’S HELLICARRIER HAS ALWAYS BEEN A FLOATING CORPSE IN THE GREEN MAW
I NEVER NOTICED OK
I AM A BIG BAKA
I NEVER REALIZED I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A SHIP
I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS THE HELICARRIER CRYING WHY AM I SO DUMB
I wonder how many of his staff died on that ship and how many corpses are there…o.o
Do robots count?
ASDFGHJKL WHAT IF ALL OF THEM DIED
Who is talking about my carrier?
There are no corpses on my ship. I have yet to have a death at my company!
I am not sure if this is an ominous prediction of what is to come or just poor word choice.
Are we allowed to chat (read RP) on non RP posts? Is that rude or…?
Whatever, Corine. You will die long before I do.
You know I am capable of eviscerating you with one arm tied behind my back.
Why are you testing me?
thedirtyfrigeratorwithrottenfood:
thedirtyfrigeratorwithrottenfood:
thedirtyfrigeratorwithrottenfood:
DEXTER’S AIR SHIP LOOKS LIKE THE FUCKING HELICARRIER
CRYING HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT UNTIL NOW
WAIT WAIT
DEXTER JUST REFERRED TO IT AS “THE CARRIER”
IT IS THE HELICARRIER OH MY GOD
DEAD
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
DEXTER’S HELLICARRIER HAS ALWAYS BEEN A FLOATING CORPSE IN THE GREEN MAW
I NEVER NOTICED OK
I AM A BIG BAKA
I NEVER REALIZED I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A SHIP
I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS THE HELICARRIER CRYING WHY AM I SO DUMB
I wonder how many of his staff died on that ship and how many corpses are there…o.o
Do robots count?
ASDFGHJKL WHAT IF ALL OF THEM DIED
Who is talking about my carrier?
There are no corpses on my ship. I have yet to have a death at my company!
I am not sure if this is an ominous prediction of what is to come or just poor word choice.
burn upon reentry
n. the bitter sadness of having no new messages after having been out of contact for a while, which indicates that although society often receives you in massive sustained doses, its withdrawal symptoms are relatively mild, or even kinda refreshing.
fata organa
n. a flash of real emotion glimpsed in someone sitting across the room, idly locked in the middle of some group conversation, their eyes glinting with vulnerability or quiet anticipation or cosmic boredom—as if you could see backstage through a gap in the curtains, watching stagehands holding their ropes at the ready, actors in costume mouthing their lines, fragments of bizarre sets waiting for some other production.
Just because you are dating my friend does not mean I will not snap your neck.
If you must know I was very sick yesterday and he assisted me.
So…he wasn’t cheating on me?
She didn’t say that!
*PUNCH*
…he is absolutely not cheating on you with me.
Corine, what business do you have with my boyfriend?
I…wanted to thank him for yesterday.
What for? Specifically.
It’s rather embarrassing…
I demand a suitable answer!
Nevermind then.
I suppose I will tell him myself when I have the chance.
You need to stay away from my boyfriend, Busty!
Just because you are dating my friend does not mean I will not snap your neck.
If you must know I was very sick yesterday and he assisted me.
Corine, what business do you have with my boyfriend?
I…wanted to thank him for yesterday.
What for? Specifically.
It’s rather embarrassing…
I demand a suitable answer!
Nevermind then.
I suppose I will tell him myself when I have the chance.
Corine, what business do you have with my boyfriend?
I…wanted to thank him for yesterday.
What for? Specifically.
It’s rather embarrassing…
Corine, what business do you have with my boyfriend?
I…wanted to thank him for yesterday.
Corine *motions to come closer*
Mandark desidera la vostra azienda nella sua camera da letto
You are welcome to go in my place.
GIAMMAI
Precisely.
Now I tire of these games.
Leave me alone.
cosa succede se Dexter e Mandark chiesto?
Why don’t I break your arms for asking such a thing?
Corine *motions to come closer*
Mandark desidera la vostra azienda nella sua camera da letto
You are welcome to go in my place.
GIAMMAI
Precisely.
Now I tire of these games.
Leave me alone.
Corine *motions to come closer*
Mandark desidera la vostra azienda nella sua camera da letto
You are welcome to go in my place.
i used to write the best smut why’d i stop
“#50 shades of mandark googling sex positions”
I am done.
Goodnight.
I suppose Fegato was on to something…
FOR REAL THIS TIME CHECK HIS BLOG
I swear that this is another of your pranks-
oh…
CORINE! Did you know.... that Mandark wants to put his thing in your butt?
Marie… this is the third or fourth time you’ve used this joke.
