May 2012
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ofoilandpestilence:
*glares at him and sank her fangs into the fruit*
*suuuuuuck*
..no! This will not sustain me!
I crave your blood!
OPHELIA! HELP!
!
*froze Corine to the spot*
Corine, please!
You’re not acting rationally!
*HISS*
I’ll kill you!
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*STAREFACE*
I am aghast with disgust.
*threw the tomatofruit back at Mandark*
You refused to assist me because you wished to return to exploring my cousin’s body?
*hit with fruit* Ow!
No! She wouldn’t give me any clothes. I...
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*STAREFACE*
I am aghast with disgust.
*threw the tomatofruit back at Mandark*
You refused to assist me because you wished to return to exploring my cousin’s body?
*hit with fruit* Ow!
No! She wouldn’t give me any clothes. I got turned into a chinchilla so I was staying...
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*STAREFACE*
I am aghast with disgust.
*threw the tomatofruit back at Mandark*
You refused to assist me because you wished to return to exploring my cousin’s body?
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malevolence-becomes-him:
ofoilandpestilence:
I have contracted vampirism from a ‘Magic Anon’ and I cannot control my desires to satisfy my hunger once the need becomes apparent.
I have already bitten both Marie and Dexter and Utonium has apparently alerted the authorities when I asked him for assistance.
I do not know who else I can turn to.
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ofoilandpestilence:
I have contracted vampirism from a ‘Magic Anon’ and I cannot control my desires to satisfy my hunger once the need becomes apparent.
I have already bitten both Marie and Dexter and Utonium has apparently alerted the authorities when I asked him for assistance.
I do not know who else I can turn to.
You bit Marie?! YOU BIT DEXTER?!
You need to...
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*groans ‘she couldn’t say something nicer?’*
Oh…
well, I suppose I will wait for him to finish.
I greatly...
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*groans ‘she couldn’t say something nicer?’*
Oh…
well, I suppose I will wait for him to finish.
I greatly require his assistance.
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*steps inside*
I was told Mandark would be here
*looks around*
where is he?
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…*ringing Ophelia’s doorbell*
Utonium
asktheprofessor:
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asktheprofessor:
No! No more killing people! I won’t tell you that he’s with Opheli- damn it.
Thank you.
Perhaps I won’t need to use your chin as a whetstone.
The police are coming for you.
Oh, but I’ve just eaten.
I could not possibly make any more room.
Utonium
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ofoilandpestilence:
asktheprofessor:
ofoilandpestilence:
If you will not help me with my predicament, direct me to someone who will.
Do you have any information on the current whereabouts of Mandark?
What…so you can kill him, too?
What nonsense are you spouting?
I search for him because I wish to be free of this…affliction and he may be of use.
No! No more killing...
Utonium
asktheprofessor:
ofoilandpestilence:
If you will not help me with my predicament, direct me to someone who will.
Do you have any information on the current whereabouts of Mandark?
What…so you can kill him, too?
What nonsense are you spouting?
I search for him because I wish to be free of this…affliction and he may be of use.
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Utonium
If you will not help me with my predicament, direct me to someone who will.
Do you have any information on the current whereabouts of Mandark?
clever-diploid:
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ofoilandpestilence:
*frowns and shakes her head*
nothing is ever as simple; its embers will continue to burn until my own smoulder out.
*stood up*
I have stayed long enough.
*stood* Are you alright?
I suppose I am not.
I am unwell and it would probably be best if I just left.
See you...
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The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows: sonder →
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate…
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We're always joking about what Corine's lost in...
codedlillycomic:
Anyone with large breasts will tell you stories of things that have gotten stuck in their cleavage.
Corine’s probably lost one of Dexter’s gloves in there before…a few nanos…maybe even a whole toolkit.
Hmph…
I’ll have you know only two thirds of that is factual.
clever-diploid:
ofoilandpestilence:
clever-diploid:
ofoilandpestilence:
*frowns and shakes her head*
nothing is ever as simple; its embers will continue to burn until my own smoulder out.
*stood up*
I have stayed long enough.
*stood* Are you alright?
I suppose I am not.
I am unwell and it would probably be best if I just left.
See you around, then…
Yes, well…
...
clever-diploid:
ofoilandpestilence:
*frowns and shakes her head*
nothing is ever as simple; its embers will continue to burn until my own smoulder out.
*stood up*
I have stayed long enough.
*stood* Are you alright?
I suppose I am not.
I am unwell and it would probably be best if I just left.
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/casually extends vampire-corine for two more...
clever-diploid:
ofoilandpestilence:
There you are.
clever-diploid:
ofoilandpestilence:
clever-diploid:
ofoilandpestilence:
…*prattles fingers*
….do you remember that request you’ve asked of me years ago?
*fumbling with his nanocom* I requested a lot from you, I need you to be more specific…
*prattleprat*
..regarding intercourse..
*chokes* Oh! Th-that.
That was…I have no...
ecstatic shock
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. the surge of energy upon catching a glance from someone you like—a thrill that starts in your stomach, arcs up through your lungs and flashes into a spontaneous smile—which scrambles your ungrounded circuits and tempts you to chase that feeling with a kite and a key.
There you are. →
clever-diploid:
ofoilandpestilence:
clever-diploid:
ofoilandpestilence:
…*prattles fingers*
….do you remember that request you’ve asked of me years ago?
*fumbling with his nanocom* I requested a lot from you, I need you to be more specific…
*prattleprat*
..regarding intercourse..
*chokes* Oh! Th-that.
That was…I have no excuse for that.
It would not be crass to say my greatest...
There you are.
clever-diploid:
ofoilandpestilence:
…*prattles fingers*
….do you remember that request you’ve asked of me years ago?
*fumbling with his nanocom* I requested a lot from you, I need you to be more specific…
*prattleprat*
..regarding intercourse..
There you are.
clever-diploid:
ofoilandpestilence:
clever-diploid:
ofoilandpestilence:
You belittled me for so many things but especially because I needed my own bed!
And this isn’t even touching on the harassment, sexual or otherwise, I received from your friend Douglas and my other coworkers that you allowed to continue!
I expect someone your age to be capable of doing the work I assigned for you....
There you are.
clever-diploid:
ofoilandpestilence:
You belittled me for so many things but especially because I needed my own bed!
And this isn’t even touching on the harassment, sexual or otherwise, I received from your friend Douglas and my other coworkers that you allowed to continue!
I expect someone your age to be capable of doing the work I assigned for you. When you applied, you said you could do...
There you are.
clever-diploid:
ofoilandpestilence:
clever-diploid:
ofoilandpestilence:
clever-diploid:
ofoilandpestilence:
*raises an eyebrow*
In what way?
He harasses Dee Dee. Think about it.
I wouldn’t put sexual harassment past him.
It would not be unlike anything I have experienced here.
However, Mandark is very thin and frail; I am not above snapping him like a twig over my knee should...
There you are.
clever-diploid:
ofoilandpestilence:
clever-diploid:
ofoilandpestilence:
*raises an eyebrow*
In what way?
He harasses Dee Dee. Think about it.
I wouldn’t put sexual harassment past him.
It would not be unlike anything I have experienced here.
However, Mandark is very thin and frail; I am not above snapping him like a twig over my knee should the need arise.
That’s what I like about...
There you are.
clever-diploid:
ofoilandpestilence:
*raises an eyebrow*
In what way?
He harasses Dee Dee. Think about it.
I wouldn’t put sexual harassment past him.
It would not be unlike anything I have experienced here.
However, Mandark is very thin and frail; I am not above snapping him like a twig over my knee should the need arise.
There you are.
clever-diploid:
ofoilandpestilence:
clever-diploid:
ofoilandpestilence:
clever-diploid:
ofoilandpestilence:
I scraped my tongue while I was speaking.
I was hoping you would not notice, it is very painful.
I suppose if we are to end this with anything even remotely resembling goodwill for one another I will have to speak about what makes me so bitter.
I do not wish to do so in public....
There you are.
clever-diploid:
ofoilandpestilence:
clever-diploid:
ofoilandpestilence:
I scraped my tongue while I was speaking.
I was hoping you would not notice, it is very painful.
I suppose if we are to end this with anything even remotely resembling goodwill for one another I will have to speak about what makes me so bitter.
I do not wish to do so in public. Is there anywhere more private we can...
Utonium
do not think I’ve forgotten about you
There you are.
clever-diploid:
ofoilandpestilence:
I scraped my tongue while I was speaking.
I was hoping you would not notice, it is very painful.
I suppose if we are to end this with anything even remotely resembling goodwill for one another I will have to speak about what makes me so bitter.
I do not wish to do so in public. Is there anywhere more private we can go?
*squint* I suppose we can go to the...
There you are.
clever-diploid:
ofoilandpestilence:
You have not so quickly earned my kindness after years of physical and mental torment not unlike how I have just now earned your pitiful attempt at such now that I have a new employer.
Surely you must remember that I passed out constantly while working. You give me the chemical more or less associated with said action.
Even you should see why this is...
There you are.
clever-diploid:
ofoilandpestilence:
clever-diploid:
ofoilandpestilence:
(bow chicka wow wow)
*opens the box and examines the necklace*
Melatonin and monetary gain. How cruel.
*pocketed the check*
Though I suppose I should appreciate this gift regardless of how inconsiderate it is.
Thank you.
You are incredibly difficult.
I no longer have a reason to remain passive.
My...
There you are.
clever-diploid:
ofoilandpestilence:
(bow chicka wow wow)
*opens the box and examines the necklace*
Melatonin and monetary gain. How cruel.
*pocketed the check*
Though I suppose I should appreciate this gift regardless of how inconsiderate it is.
Thank you.
You are incredibly difficult.
I no longer have a reason to remain passive.
My submissiveness towards you was because you...
Secret Fetish? →
malevolence-becomes-him:
clever-diploid:
Dexter’s fetish is business suits.
What? Well I like business suits, but…
Mandark’s fetish is musicians.
Actually…it’s leggy ladies.
I am reconsidering my employment.
Corine’s fetish is bathing/showering with their potential partner.
hm..
There you are.
clever-diploid:
ofoilandpestilence:
clever-diploid:
ofoilandpestilence:
clever-diploid:
Corine…you look…disheveled. Is everything okay?
*squints*
I am well…
*sat down*
what do you want?
There’s a coffee place right near here. I think you’d enjoy what’s on their menu… *looked her over* were your eyeteeth always that long?
How rude of you.
I have a condition.
I know your body...
There you are.
clever-diploid:
ofoilandpestilence:
clever-diploid:
Corine…you look…disheveled. Is everything okay?
*squints*
I am well…
*sat down*
what do you want?
There’s a coffee place right near here. I think you’d enjoy what’s on their menu… *looked her over* were your eyeteeth always that long?
How rude of you.
I have a condition.
There you are.
clever-diploid:
Corine…you look…disheveled. Is everything okay?
*squints*
I am well…
*sat down*
what do you want?
sweetgearangel:
azuritemoon:
ofoilandpestilence:
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sweetgearangel:
ofoilandpestilence:
…*trembling*
Marie…I think we should go…
Corine…?
*CHOMP*
?!
*SCREAMS*
Get off of her! *grabbed Corine by the back of the neck and THREW her down, probably causing more damage to Marie than necessary*
*hissed at Susan before skittering out the room*
azuritemoon:
sweetgearangel:
ofoilandpestilence:
…*trembling*
Marie…I think we should go…
Corine…?
*CHOMP*
azuritemoon:
ofoilandpestilence:
sweetgearangel:
azuritemoon:
ofoilandpestilence:
azuritemoon:
ofoilandpestilence:
clever-diploid:
ofoilandpestilence:
Oh, it’s you.
*dissatisfied groan*
Very well, we may.
I’m outside of the lab. *click*
Hmph..
*looks updown at Marie*
well, in any event, that was Dexter.
He apparently wants to make things up with me.
Fuck him!
He’s...
sweetgearangel:
azuritemoon:
ofoilandpestilence:
azuritemoon:
ofoilandpestilence:
clever-diploid:
ofoilandpestilence:
Oh, it’s you.
*dissatisfied groan*
Very well, we may.
I’m outside of the lab. *click*
Hmph..
*looks updown at Marie*
well, in any event, that was Dexter.
He apparently wants to make things up with me.
Fuck him!
He’s just upset because you work for Mandark...